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This List of Puns Will Surely Evoke the Maximum Number of Laughs

List of Puns
The best puns are created unintentionally, and manage to evoke maximum number of laughs. But the moment you try making one, all the humor in your head dries up. Worry not, though. We have a list of puns to your rescue...
Girija Shinde
Last Updated: May 31, 2018
What would the English language be like, without these wonderful puns? They bring in the element of unintentional humor by their sheer presence, and deliver laughter. Here are a few of those in their most crass avatar...
A few puns
Is marriage a word or a sentence?

Accountants have the toughest job in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.

My wife kept saying she's always right, so I left her.
More Puns Intended...
Comedians earn money for their cents of humor.

What did the salad say to the plate? I'm all dressed up but there's nowhere to go.

Can a kleptomaniac take something to cure him?

Regular visitors to the dentist are familiar with the drill.

Notice outside the supermarket: Chicken soup is out of stock.

The fractions were really happy about the new addition to their family.

Never marry porters. They come with a lot of baggage.
The chef entered the kitchen with caution. It was smelling fishy.

Whale, whale, whale, what have you done this time?

I'll be lion if I say I like this haircut.

You think he can pull off those tight pants?

She dyed at the first sight of a gray strand.

I don't knead that dough. You can use it.
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