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Harsh Words Can Be Made to Sound Gentler With Euphemism Examples

Euphemism Examples
Euphemism is a literary device that helps an individual sound politically and morally correct in the midst of others. Simply put, it makes bad things sound relatively good. In this article we'll give you some euphemism examples that you might already be using.
Penlighten Staff
Last Updated: May 31, 2018
The Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary has defined a Euphemism as so:

"...an indirect word or phrase that people often use to refer to something embarrassing or unpleasant, sometimes to make it seem more acceptable than it really is."

In other words, a euphemism is a word or phrase that you're obliged to use to prevent being termed politically and/or morally incorrect (read crude and callous), even though that's exactly what you want to be. It aims to soften the insensitive blow that a socially 'unacceptable' statement might give. It also adds a sense of grandeur and glamor to words, and makes them more 'respectful' and 'appropriate' to use in the presence of others. In this article, we'll explore the world of some commonly and some not-so-commonly used euphemisms.

A Little Bit of History
"The community began to make a distinction between a genteel and an obscene vocabulary, between the Latinate words of the upper class and the lusty Anglo-Saxon of the lower. That is why a duchess perspired and expectorated and menstruated--while a kitchen maid sweated and spat and bled."
- Peter Farb, 1974

Peter Farb, a noted author and linguist, claimed that a lot of euphemisms have their roots in Latin words. The happenings mentioned in the statement given above are supposed to have taken place sometime in the 11th century in England (big surprise). So basically, when someone needs to speak about something that is either taboo or not-to-be-spoken-of openly, he is ethically and morally compelled to use a painstakingly long and roundabout approach to it rather than say it outright (what fun!).

Examples of Euphemisms
Today, with the magnified scrutiny of each and every published word and statement, it has become necessary to be very, verrrry careful with what you have to say. Don't worry. The English language has taken care of that for you. It has given you perfectly acceptable substitutes for its own words, so that you may not be socially awkward in a situation that demands that you be totally prop-ah! Here is a list of words and terms you should be using instead of some of their rude and obnoxious (but most direct) counterparts.

You Don't Say You Say
Defecate or Urinate or Bathroom or Toilet
  • Comfort station
  • Tinkle pantry
  • W.C.
  • Answer nature's call
  • Relieve yourself
  • Do your business
  • Go to the loo
  • Powder your nose
  • Restroom
  • Porcelain palace
  • Water closet
  • Place of convenience
He/She is dead He/She

  • Is resting in peace
  • Is demised
  • Bit the dust
  • Passed away
  • Kicked the bucket
  • Passed on
  • Is pushing up the daisies
  • Is no more
  • Is six feet under
Have Sexual Intercourse
  • Get naughty
  • Do the dirty
  • Act like rabbits
  • Sleep with
  • Make love
  • Get it on
  • Do it
  • Get laid
  • Pass the gravy
Murder/Kill
  • Defuse
  • Whack
  • Neutralize
  • Take down
  • Erase
  • Terminate
Old
  • Chronologically gifted
  • Over the hill
  • Mature
Fire someone
  • Lay off
  • Let go
Be Sick
  • Be indisposed
  • Be under the weather
Pornography Adult entertainment
War Armed intervention

You Don't Say You Say
Homosexual He bats for the other side
Unemployed Between jobs
Lie Categorical inaccuracy
Wrinkle Character line
Civilian casualties Collateral damage
Prostitute Comfort woman
Prison Correctional facility
Used/Second-hand Pre-owned
Dead body Remains
Have a low semen count Shoot blanks

In a time when every single word that someone says is minutely dissected and analyzed to find what 'he actually meant' euphemisms can come quite handy, don't you think? We'll leave you with an excerpt from a poem by an unknown person, who has managed to perfectly grab the essence of these painfully polite words and phrases.

...When Nature is calling, plain speaking is out,
When ladies, God bless 'em, are milling about,
You make water, wee-wee, or empty the glass;
You can powder your nose; "Excuse me" may pass;
Shake the dew off the lily; see a man 'bout a dog;
Or when everyone's soused, it's condensing the fog,
But be pleased to consider and remember just this -
That only in Shakespeare do characters piss!

You may speak of a movement, or sit on a seat,
Have a passage, or stool, or simply excrete;
Or say to the others, "I'm going out back,"
Then groan in pure joy in that smelly old shack.
You can go lay a cable, or do number two,
Or sit on the toidy and make a do-do,
But ladies and men who are socially fit
Under no provocation will go take a shit!...